chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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