We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
