you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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