One girl and one boy is just not enough.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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