dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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