My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
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He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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