no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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