Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Randomize
