butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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