? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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