The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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