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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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