physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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