I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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