Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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