Heybabeimwearingurpanties
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
cat food counts as protein by the way
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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