i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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