Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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