Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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