My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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