Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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