i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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