I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
