just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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