ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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