question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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