can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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