Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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