I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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