Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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