She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
this hospital has no fireball
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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