Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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