Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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