he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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