yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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