I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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