I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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