Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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