i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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