dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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