Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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