my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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