I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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