my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I think my moral compass just broke
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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