Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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