There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Randomize
