I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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