where am i from again
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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