the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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