the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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