you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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