so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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