Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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