he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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