He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
