I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
